You emaciate me!
Sitting on my stoop I overhear tib bits of conversation and life. The trails of conversation are never endless, and more often than not they are downright amusing. Today was no different.
On this delicious autumn evening a man stood on the sidewalk yelling to the window three floors above. "You emaciate me! You drive me crazy!"
Female voice from above, "What you talking about asshole?"
"Always making me do your shit. Get your tampons. Get your bras from the laundry."
"Yea, well most men would be happy to do it. You get to be with me!"
"Fuck you and your emaciating!"
Perhaps someone should help this poor soul out. I believe he means emasculate, not emaciate. You know, since emaciate means to make someone abnormally skinny. He was not, with his beer gut and all.
I should also not that several weeks ago I saw a burly dude walking down the sidewalk with a hot pink laundry bag slung over his shoulder and a handful of girly bras swinging from the other hand. At the time, and now, I couldn't help but wonder if those over-the-shoulder-boulder-holders were for him or a girl. Today's gem was not the same dude.
On this delicious autumn evening a man stood on the sidewalk yelling to the window three floors above. "You emaciate me! You drive me crazy!"
Female voice from above, "What you talking about asshole?"
"Always making me do your shit. Get your tampons. Get your bras from the laundry."
"Yea, well most men would be happy to do it. You get to be with me!"
"Fuck you and your emaciating!"
Perhaps someone should help this poor soul out. I believe he means emasculate, not emaciate. You know, since emaciate means to make someone abnormally skinny. He was not, with his beer gut and all.
I should also not that several weeks ago I saw a burly dude walking down the sidewalk with a hot pink laundry bag slung over his shoulder and a handful of girly bras swinging from the other hand. At the time, and now, I couldn't help but wonder if those over-the-shoulder-boulder-holders were for him or a girl. Today's gem was not the same dude.
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