Would you like a little show with that?
So, my brave, weathered, and urban soul has ventured into dating again. Yes. Yes. I know. Many, perhaps all, of of you are shocked . . . pulling your mouth off the floor. Well, to make it even better let me tell you a little story about dating in the new millennium (to so brashly steal half a line from Rent ). Oh yes, the rules are not the same . . . nor or they sane. 1. Ladies, I say this with a deep, ingrained passion. Use a dating email. When you meet a handsome chap. . . give them the damned dating email. Coyly say, oh it goes to my phone and it won't show up in my message logs (and white lie if you need to on the next part) as my work pays for my phone. Yes. Do not give out the real email or the cell phone. Why? With an email and/or cell phone you can find out a life history. You think I jest? 100 bucks says I can find your address . . . why yes, that's called puttin' PhD skills to goo...