Things I forgot to tell you . . .
As spring has been slow to rise, life has not been slow on the upswing as we find ourselves saying closer to middle age than not. Yea . . . I look around, when in the hell did I hit middle aged? Somewhere between 1992 and now I would presume. Closer to now, but the exact date . . . probably when I started making millennial jokes (some deserving, some just me getting on mid life snark). Anywho, while I haven’t posted here in a month I have been appearing around the web. Yes, another moment when I look around and say “how in the hell did that happen?” Let’s see, my main press did an author interview with me. In it I reveal the secrets of life, love, and happiness. Okay, well if you’ve either met me or read on here you already know that I long eschewed faith in long term love relationships . . . but, the sides of me that people like certainly appear. The editors, intern, and such all enjoyed it very much. Enjoy, if you will....