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Random oddities and stupid moments along the way.

I've been swamped as of late. Hence, no blogging and few if any personal emails have gone out. Well, while clearing my head tonight I filled out a crazy survey of sorts. I'm posting here . . . Hopefully in a week or so, I'll be up to posting more. Maybe. 1. While I have never been arrested (knock on wood), I have had more than my share of altercations with the police. My personal favorite was flirting with a cop, who developed a crush on me (over a period of two years), so that my friends could hide the keg. The "owner" of the keg graduated college two weeks later, and a week after that he signed up with the sheriff's office. He he he. There was another incident where I may or may not have been drunk and climbing a local bridge. The cops arrived and I told them I was allergic to the ground. How I didn't end up in jail, dead, or with a citation I do not know. I was lucky. 2. I am 5 foot 3 inches, and I did not reach that height until I turned 21....